My son is a Cardassian. Or not. I don’t care. When my son left me a voice mail after spending a month with his Cunt-You-Next-Tuesday of a mother saying he wanted to go to the Star Trek convention in Las Vegas, I immediately went to my private weight room and pounded my speed bag ala ...
One night, a lady had a dream. She dreamt she was soaring through the Alpha Quadrant with Q. Across the sky flashed scenes from “Encounter at Farpoint;” For each scene, she saw two beams of ionized particles – one belonging to her, the other to Q. As the last scene of “All Good Things…part 2″ ...
“Keeping Up with the Cardassians” was created, written, and executed solely because the title is funny. And yet, it is only funny to fans, like us, who have invested in the broad universe seeded by the late Gene Roddenberry – a man whose vision of the trajectory of the human spirit knew no limits. We ...
Captain’s Blog, stardate -312296.2. It’s official. I’m going to have to alert the crew and Star Fleet command to the devastating news: we have failed our mission to secure the artifact from Planet8472. It was so close; according to the Computer, a matter of less than thirty seconds. It is both strange and terrifying how ...